Eclectisms

Eclectic musings from the electric plane.
Jun 6 '11
So, if you’re a male policeman who doesn’t have sex, doesn’t have a pet, is not married, smokes but doesn’t floss, thinks negative thoughts and doesn’t drink (a very possible if not highly likely, especially the not drinking part, combination) you would lower your lifespan by 74 years.  Which means, you start as an average US male with a life expectancy of 75.5 years, you will not see your 2nd birthday. But hen, how could you become a policeman? Oh, I guess these life expectancy reductions are not cumulative… pleatedjeans: Explanations of each can be found here

So, if you’re a male policeman who doesn’t have sex, doesn’t have a pet, is not married, smokes but doesn’t floss, thinks negative thoughts and doesn’t drink (a very possible if not highly likely, especially the not drinking part, combination) you would lower your lifespan by 74 years.  Which means, you start as an average US male with a life expectancy of 75.5 years, you will not see your 2nd birthday. But hen, how could you become a policeman? Oh, I guess these life expectancy reductions are not cumulative…

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Explanations of each can be found here

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    this… And also school is killing us.
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    so… not drinking alcohol lowers your lifespan?
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    omg im gunna die very soon///….
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    I’m fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
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    I think I’m golden!
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    i call bullshit on the one about alcohol. i’m willing to bet that an alcoholics lifespan is shorter than someone that...
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    actually, if yr a woman, not getting married adds years to yr life. if you get married it shortens by like 10 years....
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